Sunday, October 2, 2011

A Lovely Day for Cthulhu to Rise in Regina

Nothing says a lovely day in the park like four tentacles fighting over a juicy morsel.
Sarah and I went for a cycle around the city the other day and we came upon the chilling realization that, based on many of the local sites, Regina must be some kind of a dark portal to the Chthonian Mythos

This is a 'sculpture' outside our local art gallery.
Even the cows are petrified of it...
A sacrificial altar near our legislative park.
Obviously a place were dark eldritch rights are performed...
The idyllic mote-dappled sunshine doesn't fool me for a second.
This is the entrance to 'Candy Cane Park'. Right. Sure. Whatever you say...
Hmm, I wonder how many children it takes to keep this thing sated?

Forget the 'Mountains of Madness', we obviously live in the Great Plains of Perdition. Actually, this explains that 'Innsmouth Look' that I often see around town - I had always thought it was too much, you know, luv in the family, but now I know better.

Yog-Sothoth, Azathoth, Spaghettithoth! We're all doomed!!

Now I just need to make a Sanity Roll and we'll return to our regular programming...

11 comments:

  1. I think if you say Beetlejuice 3 times in the locale of the last 2 pics you will get accosted by Michael Keaton.

    -J

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  2. That or a satanic Cat in the Hat.

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  3. Thanks Tim, my thoughts exactly.

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  4. Wow! What a strange looking place, I think it'd frighten my kids to go riding in there.....quick what's the address????

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  5. Love the tentacle sculpture...

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  6. Welcome aboard, Big Lee! Yeah, the tentacles are as creepy as hell but I love 'em! (It would be awesome if they were animatronic...)

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  7. That is sooooo kewl! Lucky you are so far from the sea or I'd be keeping an eye out for Deep Ones! Shoggoths are another worry though...

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    1. By the look of some the teenagers around here I think we have some Deep One Hybrids... Time for an Elder Sign for the front door!

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    2. If the King in Yellow comes trick-or treating at Halloween: run!

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