Thursday, October 31, 2013

Leaked! Canada's New Secret Weapon: Rocket Dogs

Two Rocket Dogs and their handler. Note the grim determination of this trio...
Forget hunter/killer drones, satellite lasers and Sarah Palin with a coherent thought, these weapons of mass destruction will strike fear into the hearts of Canada's mortal foes (well, at least those we're slightly piqued with - we're much too mild-mannered to have real enemies). 

I unveil to you: Rocket Dogs. 



Yes, yes, Rocket Dogs are the latest in short range K9 munitions. Once launched, these little babies will home-in on their target, lick faces, pee on carpets and dig up gardens. Nonetheless, be forewarned, the deployment and use of Rocket Dogs may violate many articles within the Geneva Convention BUT if you want the job done, these are the tools to do it.

'Rocket Dogs: When you really need somebody licked.'

I hope everyone had a fun and safe Halloween!


Felix checking Oscar's payload before launch.
Fuses lit, two Rocket Dogs begin to lock onto their target (i.e. the neighbourhood cat).

33 comments:

  1. Hilarious stuff! I doubt I could get mine to stand still long enough to get the rockets on...

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  2. Oh, it took Sarah close to an hour to get these guys 'rigged for deployment' so I know where you're coming from.

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  3. Great looking pack :)
    I swear my daughters dog must be a rocket dog because the house looks like a bomb has gone off in it if he is left on his own
    Peace James

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    1. She must have the airburst model. ;)

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    1. Yes, we find smiling keeps us warm. Now if we can just keep it up for the next 5 months...

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  5. Amazing stuff! I knew there had to be something funny about Halloween.

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    1. Yeah, sometimes you have to reach a bit but we had fun with it.

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  6. Oh priceless! Rocket Dogs, the natural progression from 'Poodle Bugs!' ;)

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  7. Just when I thought I'd lowered the tone enough - http://megablitzandmore.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/sergeant-pavlovs-dogs.html
    My own dog is a lurcher (Bedlington/Whippet cross), so I suspect even a rocket pack wouldn't make her any faster!

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    1. That game is wonderfully dark - brilliant!

      We love lurchers, especially the super-scraggly ones. They are not very common in these parts.

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  8. Very Funny, this was worth sharing with the office :-)

    Ian

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  9. Looking forward to the depleted uranium upgrade for the rocket dogs...

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    1. Actually with these boys it's the 'depleted urine' upgrade which I think is as nasty as the nuclear stuff. We'd probably get hauled up to the Hague if we ever deployed it...

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  10. Adorable! Shared with my family, and our dog!

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    1. Excellent! A new recruit to our elite team!

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  11. They look so friendly and happy. Best, Dean

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    1. They're crazy but very good natured.

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  12. I missed this one!

    We have a cat so I don't think it would translate, unless ou wanted the rocket to only appear at dinner time, or when you're trying to read the paper.

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    1. Ha! Very good. Though their litter box can often rate as a biological weapon...

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  13. I like them, I am sure though they would lick a person to "death" rather than savage them. Maybe that's the biological weapons delivery system. Licking!

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    1. Absolutely! As described in their corporate tag line: 'When you really need someone licked'.

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    1. Yes, they've really filled-in, especially Oscar who's turned out to be a very solid little guy.

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